Monday, May 24, 2010

More men vs women?

NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged:





Relationships:











When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.





A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know there’s always a chance for us".











Maturity:











Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults.





Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.











Hats:











Women look good in hats





Men look like jerks.

More men vs women?
WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
Reply:he he im a lot like a guy!
Reply:how true .. a star
Reply:It made me chuckle to think of a bloke kicking a cat while his missus is turned away.... lol.


But i'm a woman and i like to kick cats! That fact is slightly wrong. Rest of it was fab tho :-)
Reply:how true..x..lol..* 4 u..xx
Reply:LMAO thats funny!!
Reply:most of them are true








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