Sunday, May 3, 2009

What are some fun surveys or questions to ask on myspace for my bulletin?

the more the merrier. thanks. =)

What are some fun surveys or questions to ask on myspace for my bulletin?
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http://www.pimpsurveys.com


http://www.myspacesurveyfun.com
Reply:This one of my favs





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A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night





and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a





big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that





after dinner, she would like to go out and make love





for the first time.





* * * * * * * * *





Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex





before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get





some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and





the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.





He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and





sex.





* * * * * * * * *





At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many





condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family





pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he





thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.





* * * * * * * * *





That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents





house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm





so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"





* * * * * * * * *





The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table





where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly





offers to say grace and bows his head.





* * * * * * * * *





A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,





with his head down.





* * * * * * * * *





10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.





* * * * * * * * *





Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the





girlfriend leans over and whispers to the





boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."





* * * * * * * *





The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your





father was a pharmacist."





* * * * * * * * *





If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will





have bad sex for life!!!











%26amp;while i'm at it.








Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by





the person u luv!! %26amp; 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so





DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE





RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!





Repost this as A Virgins Worst Nightmare

CAT

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